froody:

“unions drowned out the voice of the individual 🥺” I can promise you employers were not listening to the voice of the individual to begin with

radicalgraff:

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Ad blocking in Melbourne

an-eccentric-devil:

I think more people need to learn the phrase “I don’t know enough about that to have a strong opinion” its literally a cheat code for awkward conversations

scissorsisters:

And I stink to my smellf…

mrslectermoriarty:

kellyscabin:

kellyscabin:

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guys… mark your calendars…..

REMINDER!!!!!!

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rongzhi:

Dad hobbies

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English added by me :)

guccigarantine:

once you start saying “yippee!” you will never stop

chaumas-deactivated20230115:

chaumas-deactivated20230115:

one time I had a dream that I unlocked a secret never-before-discovered achievement in Disco Elysium by squeezing into various nooks and crannies and got a special copotype called “Crevice Cop: seek out and inhabit crevices like some kind of man-spider” and I thought yeah!!! man-spider!!! crevice cop!!! this game GETS me!!!

and then I woke up to find that I had fallen partially down into the gap between my partner’s bed and the wall and was horrifically contorted and in agonizing bodily pain from sleeping in a position only comfortable to a brown recluse

#your body: oh hey hey we're falling off the bed can you let them know #your dream brain: you are. a crevice cop.ALT
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aprofessionalwithoutstandards:

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I asked my brother to remake it in SFM

koloocheh:

koloocheh:

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

I NEED TO GO IN THERE ⬇️⬇️⬇️‼️‼️‼️

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